Well, how am I going to get pregnant if all my sperm is on my butt? I tried so hard

The huge dick won't just fit in her mouth — it will reach up to her tonsils

Eh, if everyone had sisters like that — came for a blowjob myself 😮

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

Why do you keep jerking off and massaging your balls — get your dick in your throat already

The McDonald's courier doesn't accept card payments. What about your body?

Well, since you got the wrong number, be smart and get on your dick

While the girl is looking for our apartment, I put my cock in her mouth

Honey, can I finish the news? — No, I can't take it anymore!